At the Convent for Brunch

Me (to one of the girls working toward the back of the room): Excuse me, ah, there isn't any toilet paper in the women's bathroom.

Girl 1: Pardon?

Me: There's no toilet paper in the women's bathroom. Restroom.

Girl 1: Toilet?

Me: Toilet, sure.

Girl 1: It's that way. (points)

Me: Yes, I've just been there. There isn't any toilet paper in any of the stalls.

Girl 1: Heh?

Girl Nearby (Girl 2): You need toilet paper?

Me: Yes.

Girl 2: This way. (to the girl working at the front) The toilet has no paper.

Girl at the Front (Girl 3): (to me) it's back that way.

Girl 2: No, they need paper.

Girl 3: Paper? You mean tissue?

Me: Ah, toilet tissue. Yes.

Girl 3: (pointing) It's in the toilet.