A Few Unrelated Incidents

I saw Adam Rapp's new play The Metal Children today before work, starring Billy Crudup. I once sat at the same table with Adam at South's after a performance of The Great Recession at the Flea, and mentioned something about my housemate. Adam asked a question about my story, something about what he'd heard as my "husband." "No no, housemate, house-mate," I said. "(chuckle) I'm not married. (abrupt deadpan) I'm gonna die alone." The rest of the table chuckled at my joke.

"That's so sad that you just said that," Adam said.

Adam Rapp, king of dark memes, black comedy, fiction of extremes, once said of something I had said, "that's so sad that you just said that."

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The blog article about two entries below, entitled "Hypothetical," is not hypothetical. I sent that message, word for word, at about 4:30am (I'd only gotten home at 3am so it's not as stalkery as it sounds). There was never any response to it, in any form.

I'm still glad I sent it. Before I sent that message, this dude had asked me, on two separate occasions, whether I had a boyfriend. When the answer was no, each time, he said, "why?" Well, guy, I guess you can answer the question better than I can, no? I haven't the time, ability, or sanity to figure this stuff out.

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I have been watching Remington Steele on Hulu lately, and say whatever the hell you want, the show holds up. A-Team, too. I always had crushes on Murphy and Murdock. Yeah, I said it.

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I considered going vegetarian for a few brief moments, and ever since then have been inexplicably bingeing on meat.

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The one-year mark for the last time I got laid is fast approaching. Come October or so, it will have been a year since I've so much as kissed anyone. It's like being back in college again. Does this mean there will be a Duffman at the end of it all?

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I didn't kiss a boy until my senior year of high school during a game of truth or dare. I didn't kiss another guy until after I had graduated college, on Halloween when I had had the worst day EVAR but ended by making out with the guy who had been in line in front of me at the 7-11 across the street from my house at the time. He was dressed as Duffman (no leotard, though - mechanic's coveralls. More like a Duff engineer).

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I still don't have any curtains for my bedroom and I need to get some.

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Oh hey, I'm on the splash page of the Flea website!